Mom: *hears the two f-words* NO. IT'S ANOTHER TEMPTATION.
Me: It's not like I'm watching anything, geez.
Mom: Final Fantasy is inappropriate, listening to the music can tempt you to watch things.
Me: *thinking- but I listen to Assassin's Creed...* Dad likes it. *points at computer where iTunes is playing the Sephiroth Theme*
Mom: No. *freaks out and goes into a rant*
Me: Every time you hear FF it's immediately "NO."
Mom: What are you listening to? Play something else, something uplifting.
Me: Okay. *turns up the volume a bunch and plays "The Fox," "Gangnam Style," "Turn Down For What" and "Bohemian Rhapsody"* Better?
Mom: ...turn it down.