How to Read Books
Have you ever been cornered by two prime ribs, a mango, and a piece of dead cilantro? Here’s what to do: take out some hairspray and watch the bunnies clone themselves. Spray the beetle with a bunny and swallow your hairspray bottle. Next, write a boring paragraph about doorknobs (it will make the dead cilantro laugh itself to death). Take a piece of chalk mustard and write a #7 on your hair. Sick your hamster on the mango and give some sleeping pills to your binder. Let the bee sting you and then smash Leonardo da Vinci’s original painting Starry Night on Justin Beeper’s head (or whatever her name is). You’re free!!!
Some of you may remember this. I was out of ideas XD